(Source: princesconsuela, via omgmyfeels)


4,158 notes



neutralmiltankhotel:

when someone tries to talk shit about you and you immediately shut them down

image

(Source: wavepunk, via methuser)


131,681 notes





  • police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit

386,900 notes




joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

(Source: lmaquarius, via methuser)


246,949 notes




meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(Source: meladoodle, via methuser)


770,735 notes




reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via methuser)


448,560 notes




foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(Source: britanymurphy, via methuser)


413,147 notes




rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

image

(via methuser)


227,867 notes


(Source: doritoslocostacosupreme, via methuser)


232,792 notes



kevvn:

Heres a picture of me being ugly

image

(via methuser)


318,567 notes




telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(via methuser)


515,170 notes




teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

(via cactusthug)


698,106 notes




flirtytwink:

someone kiss the sad out of me

(Source: jonasbruhs, via cactusthug)


138,850 notes